Dear Fuck Up,
Every time I go on Facebook I get bombarded with instant messages from people who want to have conversations with me. I just want to be left alone, but I always end up having banal chit chat. What should I do?
- Greta Garbo
First of all, boo fucking hoo, people want to talk to you. Is that some kind of humble brag? "OMG I'm soooo popular!" We get it, you're goddamn irresistible. Happy now?
Also, grow a pair. If you really don't want to IM people, don't IM them. Ignore them. Or tell them you can't talk right now. Or better yet, if you are on Facebook just turn off the damn messenger. It's not exactly rocket science. But don't come bitching to me when people stop trying to message you, because you asked for it.
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